therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

12 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #308

ultrafacts:

1. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

2. When Word tells you to “revise a fragment” it means add a semicolon.

3. A hot shower can help to unblock a stuffy nose and help relieve cold and flu symptoms.

4. Apples are more powerful than caffeine at helping you stay awake.

5. If you’re having trouble falling asleep, count backwards from 99. Most times you’ll fall asleep before even getting to 50. If not, try 1000

6. Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a bite.

7. Stop worrying about people who aren’t worried about you.

8. Don’t let yourself be controlled by three things: People, money and your past experiences.

9. Want a free one-night rental from Redbox? Use the promo code “DVDNIGHT”.

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